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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via forever--st0ned)

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via barack0ganja)

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

(via distantblaze)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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(via distantblaze)